GOOD NEWS

I went online to check on the computer site of our computer contact, Ramiro Cruz. He promised to keep us updated while we are at the source of biozoo matrix (no tech wanted to stick around this place, I guess) regarding the fixes of PDA emailing message system.

THERE WAS NOTHING THERE, NO POST. Then I pick up my PDA and get a message from Dolores about our monthly supervision meeting. It was not BT-messaging, it was a genuine email message. Somebody got to tell this Ramiro guy that he should pay more attention to his duties...
By the way, I reported this information to Dolores. Let her deal with it. HAIL HYRKLIOT!

ZOYA: I will no longer use this site, since we can contact each other the regular way.
I hope to see you this weekend. Please wear red leather:)

I think I got venetian flu. There is a certain "bug"
that thrives in mentolop in every species on Venus. It's microscopic and from our database this image is very similar to it when magnified.
It makes your weak, your temperature goes up,
you may want to eat all the time, or sleep during time when you are usually awake. I have to visit Dr. Yodgut to get the flu pills.

I am taking a day off. My commander approved it. I think after taking the pills I need to take a long nap. I hope nothing weird will pop out of my mouth while I am sleeping....

Cyan Mentolop!!!

Today in the morning I had a pleasure of getting a small sample of cyan mentolop. It's even more rare than red mentolop, so, of course, I would not be able to afford it, it was a present from my Bikurholemian contact. If mixed with green mentolop, it works much better than red and yellow mentolop mixture to psychoanalyze the surrounding matrix and extort your influence on the sequencing of tuning.
"I am NEO", - said one of the characters in the movie I saw....he had the same expression on his face that I saw in the mirror once I mixed green and cyan mentolop in the cortexmasher. Movies are all about junkies:) It just don't last too long.
I am thinking of skipping the next lecture that Dolores informed me about. I need to brush up on my nanotechnological transfer of mentolop particles before processing any more data.

"Cherokee"

Mariel Suzuki

A PDA MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER GUNNER came in:
He is trying to beat my gunning record using yellow mentolop only, but in high concentration.
It's a new technique...you have to be really good to achieve great results in it.

I will have to speak to Mariel, who is a specialist in concentrated use of green mentolop. I need to find out if I can concentrate the green mentolop enough to beat the network sum of neurodamage done by the concentrated yellow mentolop gunner. It's like a war:) Mariel is not listed in our PDA. She is an outside specialist, I just happened to know her personally from the Royal Ball. As far as I recall, she said her biozoo matrix coordinates are within the 45-56MT parceks of betium map image. That places her somewhere in here . NOW the question is how do I teleport to that place with the only mentochamber out of my allowed level of clearance?

Mr. Rabunoti

Mr. Rabunoti called me and asked me to assist him in psychodropping on Blimia3.
I will have to enter the telematrix frontal lobe chamber and project my chi over great distance.
I have never done it before, so I am not sure I will be able to do it. But Mr. Rabunoti called me really talented and expects me to do well on this task.

Will I get fired if I am not successful? Will I get a second shot at the task?
I don't know. I feel jittery.

MENTOLODRIPPER

There are big news in our unit: the commander brought in a beta version of a new mentolop gathering equipment, called Mentolodripper. It will allow us, as we suppose, to collect three times more mentolop: the regular collection leaves a lot of mensa unused and it is reabsorved into the cerebrospinal fluid of subjects. The mentolodripper allows us to reprocess mensa and redirect it into the dura matter, making it fluorescent, sort of a back-up battery that stabilizes the cortical matter. Of course, this is a beta-test equipment and we do not know if it will work well. I am just proud to be serving in the only unit that was entrusted to test such equipment for all other units.

Bison is happy:)

Royal Ball with Zoya

I went to the Royal Ball with the very beautiful cadet Zoya. It was fun, although I am not used to wearing tuxedo. We listened to Berzerker's speech. No wonder he is called Berzerker. He looks like a huge viking without a helmet. Maybe he should change his clothes designer.

The Barsuk operation has started. I am not providing psychosupport for the drop-off program, since I am assigned to check for psychorays among Orions Committee of Free Trade. We received an anonymous tip that they could be spying on our headquarters. I will need to get additional mentolop tonight.

Bison "Cherokee" Mason

new personal record

I gunned a record amount of green mentolop to the refineries this week. I beat my own record. My commander said that if I will keep it up, he will allow me to use some yellow mentolop to mix with the green mentolop so I could have a more powerful psychoray with higher radiation radius.
If so, I will be the best gunner any unit

Guerna Milares and his squad reported new data regarding mentolop fields and subjects that are willing to volunteer their brains for extraction improvement studies. We already incorporated Zen Teacher and his alter-ego into initial slicing rerouting of purple mentolop that Basheeds have.

Someday I will gunn so much green mentolop that my commander will allow me to "sniff" some purple mentolop. I know these times are far ahead, but a boyborg can dream, can't he?

Bison

It was a rough day. The Vuntolsere was not working and I had to reroute all the network connections to a small mentolop buffer. As a result, the quality of mentolop suffered, I got exhausted with a psychoray support and gunning the mentolop to a shipping acquadok.

I am taking a break today, just watching the biozoo mammals and interacting with Earth species, learning their culture and languages. It's kind of fun.

We received a PDA message that next week we will have a presentation of 1st Auxiliary Unit's new strategist Maximilian. I wonder if I have to attend

Bison

star wars meets star trek OR Byrkiliants Are Back

I had extra time on my hands between the psychosupport drop-offs and started a new project:
learn how to play bakharaht. For those cadets who are not proficient in planetology, bakharaht is a flute-like instrument with a small drum-like structure at the end, which is very popular on Istawm Nebular Moon. It's very hard to play if you have only two hands and one mouth, but I think if I will train enough I could make some simple tunes.

Dolores sent me a strange message on PDA: the next Byrkiliant contact will have to occur at 12 midnight EXACTLY. What is this, a Cinderella story?:))

personal thoughts off the record

I just received an interesting news on my PDA: HYRKLIOT is expanding into Hulsbilt Nebula. That means we now have official trading agreement with Shesaols and will be able to get purple mentolop at much lower price. It's a great news for HYRKLIOT's top management, but I don't understand why cadets have to receive this information: we are not allowed any purple mentolop usage for psychorays, only the green mentolop. Are they trying to explain to us that our superiors can vaporize us with one thought and we have no protection against them? That's unbelievable. Are we not patriotic to HYRKLIOT's cause? Are we enemies? Are we zombied civilians who did not volunteer for duties?

I am happy I can have a blog in the mammal biozoo. Nobody from Hyrkliot command center would ever check it and other cadets will not care. Some even keep their own blogs on biozoo matrix. I can express my emotions without a fear of being persecuted for treason or lack of devotion to HYRKLIOT.

SERVING HYRKLIOT

It has been a month since I passed the last training and made a full pledged cadet
at the 3rd Auxiliary Division. HYRKLIOT is great. It provides a lot of room to grow, vast
opportunities and highly personal superiors. I realized how our commander differs from the drill
sergeant at our first meeting. He even gave me his personalized PDA that he used when he was a cadet. I was touched. I think he did it because I got the best tests scores among my peers. He said that I am the best new cadet since 3004. Does it mean that with time I can apply for a position of Mechanik?
Anyway, this blog is not for work related stuff. It's just for my own personal amusement.
Maybe I will send it to other cadets to their PDAs to meet new friends.

Bison Cherokee
Ontario, Canada